Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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