But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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