Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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