Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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