I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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