Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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