maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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