You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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