Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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