did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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