brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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