i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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