You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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