This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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