Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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