I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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