Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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