it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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