your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van