where am i from again
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
im on a boat
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