Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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