Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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