I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just google imaged poop.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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