I wanna bring you to show and tell
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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