So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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