I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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