brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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