i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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