are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
well you can't waste a boner
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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