I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You did what with his pubic hair?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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