Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
you made out with another girl for some wings
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Randomize
