If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
