We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
