i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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