I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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