He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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