Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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