id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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