whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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