How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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