Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so that wasnt chicken after all
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We were destined to go to rehab together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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