i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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