so explain again why im purple
no
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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