Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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