nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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