I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Dick very happy bro
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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