this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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