You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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