just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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