Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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