drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's just like the Real World with babies
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Green mimosas i think yes
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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