I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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