so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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