Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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