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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure

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• (914): View more from New York

  explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.

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• (714): View more from California

  It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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• (315): View more from New York

  don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette

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• (415): View more from California

  I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week

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  I don't deserve you.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Wish me luck on my new penis adventure

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