Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.