Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(252): View more from North Carolina

is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?

(513): View more from Ohio

um, yeah. i think it is.

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(561): View more from Florida

Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...

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(813): View more from Florida

It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.

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(281): View more from Texas

It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Chalk up having sex in a car wash.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face

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(613): View more from Ontario

Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla

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