You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument