She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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